kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd:

fucking. my mom’s company fired her out of the blue and i’ve been trying to job hunt with little success so we’re down to my partner’s (so low that their job is on the verge of striking) income. we have car and mortgage payments we have to stay on top of if we’re going to be able to find any kind of jobs. idk i feel numb writing this. my cashapp is $plutovonstrapp if anyone can help out.

my mom applied for public assistance and unemployment. fun to be back on that particular rollercoaster. if we could get enough money for a comfort meal today i don’t think any of us have the emotional energy to cook.

had an interview last week and i think it went well! they’re trying to get ahold of my references rn. if i could get $15 or $20 for food today we’re low on groceries. (my wallet was stolen so cashapp is out until my replacement card comes, my mom’s paypal is in the replies.)

mysillycomics:

smiski! 💚💚💚

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sweaterkittensahoy:

reddit removed two of my posts from r/crochet because I was “encouraging illegal activity.”

Which. Fair. I was explaining how easy it is to steal from Hobby Lobby.

They don’t have door sensors or barcodes, and I believe their overall security camera coverage is fake or shit. 

You see, when barcodes were invented, evangelicals were convinced it was the sign of the devil (or government tracking; hard to tell). The point is, Hobby Lobby doesn’t have bar codes to this day because the devil could jump in your belly button.

And if you don’t have barcodes, you CAN’T have door sensors because the devil could jump right up a vagina, and you could get impregnated with the antichrist, and Hobby Lobby would have to make a very difficult choice about their anti-contraception views. 

Oh, and they knowingly stole a fuckton of ancient artifacts, and the money they paid for those (not all stealing is just taking; sometimes money changes hands) funded fucking ISIS. 

So. If you’re intellectually curious. You can steal from Hobby Lobby REALLY EASILY.

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carry-on-my-wayward-gays:

“unfortunately I like men” What do you mean unfortunately?? Have you seen men?! I’m lucky to like men!! I love that I love men!! There’s so much fortune to be had in being attracted to men!!

(via tired-dummy)

systemdeez:

Completely inactionable fetishes are so funny to me. “I wanna be a robot girl and I want you to install a virus on me.” Like okay good luck with that.

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depsidase:

(via because-im-freaking-greed)

transmasc-wizard:

transmasc-wizard:

hey. hey. if you were/are not allowed to express anger in your household. ily

anger is human, anger is part of processing, anger exists on a spectrum from mild frustration/annoyance to full rage and all can be needed as a reaction sometimes, anger is not inherently abusive or harmful, expressing anger (especially if you have anger issues) does not make you shameful or scary, anger does not make your point inherently less valuable, anger is a feeling you should be allowed to express.

anger is okay. and if your anger is hurting you, that’s okay too, and you deserve help managing it. this goes double for people who are often stereotyped as angry or scary (black & brown ppl, transfems, ppl with stigmatized disorders, butches and other masc queers, etc). anger is allowed.

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weaver-z:

weaver-z:

teddymedley:

weaver-z:

Shout out to Spanish for having the correct word for kitties. This is literally el gato there’s no other word for it

we have multiple actually. you forgot gatito and gatita.

HOW could I forget….

Los gatitos….

I have been informed that in Spanish these are also called MICHIS… the winning streak continues

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keepersofmyheart:

Whipped cream cake

This sounds good. I’m trying it

(via questbedhead)

obstinatecondolement:

princessnoctua:

wheeloffortune-design:

wheeloffortune-design:

my friend’s baby has been alive for three days and they still haven’t named her and it’s just so weird

they were waiting to see her to decide on a name but newborns look like weird old people and this one is particularly potato-like (complimentary)

Here’s it’s very normal not to disclose the name until the naming ceremony, That one often takes place at 2-3 months.

When I was in primary school I had a friend whose younger sibling who was not named until the kid was like nine months old.

@cosmik-homo 😭😭

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mrawkweird:

If you honestly think you’re hiding anything from the paranormal investigator in your group then you’re only lying to yourself.

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